What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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