my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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