i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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