he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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