What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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