Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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