thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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