Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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