The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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