That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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