Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
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I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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