Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
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I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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