Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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