Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
it glows. i had to have it.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize
