1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
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By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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