Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
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Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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