Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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