real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
