I have demons in me.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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