i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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