Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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