where am i from again
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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