Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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