Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Randomize