So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
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who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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