so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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