I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast