so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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