FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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