and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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