sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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