Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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