thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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