Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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