I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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