omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I puked a lego.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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