.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
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Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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