I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I would fuck him just for his dog
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
