I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
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Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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