All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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