my being single is dangerous.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We talked him into tasing himself.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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