it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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