Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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