Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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