Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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