so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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