And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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