it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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