It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
25 Of The Most Cringeworthy Internet Stalking Fails
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
21 People Who Barely Escaped Death
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top