You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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