Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
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