So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
