She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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